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My cat greeted me with haughty eyes vladetelnogo Duke. When he feels that life is good, it becomes such a view. Judging by the sight and smell, he is in, a company such as cats, dzhentlmenov, fun rummaging through garbage with a hoping to curry favor with the neighboring cats.
I would be happy for him if he did not lie on my pillow. In my bedroom. In waged a chain of wet and smelly footprints. On my attempt to disgust to take this dirty jerk with two fingers by the scruff, he began playfully otbivatsya paws and generally demonstrate a good mood.
Then I went inhuman. I put on my gloves, grabbed a slop sensualist, and took a reptile in the bathroom. Where he brutally perpetrate a shower with soap and water. Experimental gloves on. Attempts to loud protests, I did not just ignored, and sang in full voice.
Upon completion of execution, the cat ran to the attic and no longer pokazyvaetsya.A I took a rag and wiped away all traces. A opaganenuyu pillow just threw it away.
And what I do on Saturday night!.