you would have fun jumping on the trampoline in a green

you would have fun jumping on the trampoline in a green luminous tights, or worn on a skateboard in an ugly knee caps, or bawl karaoke at a Chinese restaurant, or beat the Cobra in the company of skinheads, or engage in spetsgimnastikoy older beauties, or play in the Sports Lottery with itself, or indulge in psychoanalysis with his own sofa, or beat in poker blefunami partners, or walking on the Internet, or attend a garden-zohistskie clubs, or dieting to lose weight, or guzzle whiskey in the four walls, or put flowers in the garden, or ride a cross-country skiing, or collecting stamps, or profess Buddhism (light version, the European style), or make some pocket electronic toy, or a jigsaw cut out in the circle "skilful hands", or drop in on oral-anal orgy. Each person needs some
Hobbies - ostensibly to "get out of stress' - but you somehow realize that in fact people are simply trying to survive and not go crazy."
Frederick Begbeder "99 Francs".